Sooner Or Later God'll Cut You Down

Alright. Time to say it. Time to just go out and freaking say it.

It is not okay to just go around having sex "for fun."

It is not okay because A) It's stupid and B) It's immoral. On many, many levels.

1) 25% of people have Gential Herpes. That means if you have had sex with 4 or more people, you probably have Genital Herpes. That means, oozing genital sores. Yay.

2) There is no 100% effective prevention for anything sexual besides abstinence. And no, that is not too much to ask of people, if my freaking mother could do it, so can you.

3) Sex makes babies. That is the function of the act. Thusly, both bodies involved are trying to further this end. You may try to stop it, but it is trying to happen.

4) Babies are a serious thing. You do not probably think that the optimal way to choose a mother for your child is through getting drunk at a club. But that is what that kind of casual sex is.

5) Abortion is a nasty thing. No one likes it. Adoption in some what better. Raising a kid you didn't plan on is hard as hell. This is not a winning proposition.

6) Every freaking religion coaches people to keep their pants on until they have one reliable partner chosen. That's the collective 10,000 year wisdom of every civilization on the planet.

7) People get hurt by sex. It's an intense thing, yadda-yadda, and while I'm sure you probably are 100% clear it's just sex, and so is she, it's not, it can't be. Unless you've walled yourself off, in which case, you're pretty well lost anyway.

8) SEX IS BETTER WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS YOUR FREAKING BODY.

Thank you.

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